Tongue is optional

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

The only thing I’m wondering, Crowley, is how Bobby Singer could have sold his soul to - and have physical relations with - such a snide, self-centered demon as yourself.

Hmm, I’m honestly not sure.

But Bobby is… well, everything that I’m not. He calls me out on my bullshit, calls me that adorable pet name ‘Idgit’, and offers to blow me back to Hell while crapping magritas,

but I think those are the same reasons I can’t get enough of him. Just lucky I guess.

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, you love Bobby Singer?

Excuse me pixie boy! All the angels going around boning echother in the butt is perfectly acceptable, but a demon happening to fall in love with a mortal is absurd? 

I thought you of all celestial beings, would understand how unexpected these foreign emotions can take ahold when it comes to humans.

I do understand it, Crowley. I just don’t see the compatibility of you and Bobby, that’s all. He spends his entire life killing off demons, and preventing other monsters from killing Humanity… And you just so happen to be one of those things he kills.

 Well Bobby hasn’t really accepted our destined love, I’m not even sure he knows… but he will. Sooner or later…

And what about you pretty boy! You’re boyfriend….. eats alot of pie. Oh Hell now I’m just bieng bitter. Why do you angels always have to ruin everything! I’m going to find a bar, and get fucked up.

* Instantly vanishes in fear of being sent back to predition.

(Source: demonwithoutatailor)

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

I’m quite alright without hearing details of your….. relations with Bobby Singer, and I think I’d rather not tell you how I am ‘between the sheets.’

Tease. You may not know about my relations but I’ve definitely got you wondering. ;)

The only thing I’m wondering, Crowley, is how Bobby Singer could have sold his soul to - and have physical relations with - such a snide, self-centered demon as yourself.

Hmm, I’m honestly not sure.

But Bobby is… well, everything that I’m not. He calls me out on my bullshit, calls me that adorable pet name ‘Idgit’, and offers to blow me back to Hell while crapping magritas,

but I think those are the same reasons I can’t get enough of him. Just lucky I guess.

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, you love Bobby Singer?

Excuse me pixie boy! All the angels going around boning echother in the butt is perfectly acceptable, but a demon happening to fall in love with a mortal is absurd? 

I thought you of all celestial beings, would understand how unexpected these foreign emotions can take ahold when it comes to humans.

(Source: demonwithoutatailor)

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

Yes, that picture. Although, if I had to guess, I’m sure there are many more photographs of your ‘deal’ with Bobby.

Oh Castiel, you need details? You I never pegged you for the frisky sort!

 

But who knows, with all that pent up human emotion surging through you confusingly, I bet you’re quite a handful between the sheets?

Hmmmm?

I’m quite alright without hearing details of your….. relations with Bobby Singer, and I think I’d rather not tell you how I am ‘between the sheets.’

Tease. You may not know about my relations but I’ve definitely got you wondering. ;)

The only thing I’m wondering, Crowley, is how Bobby Singer could have sold his soul to - and have physical relations with - such a snide, self-centered demon as yourself.

Hmm, I’m honestly not sure.

But Bobby is… well, everything that I’m not. He calls me out on my bullshit, calls me that adorable pet name ‘Idgit’, and offers to blow me back to Hell while crapping magritas,

but I think those are the same reasons I can’t get enough of him. Just lucky I guess.

Tongue is optional: I wonder how all those bible thumpers would react →

lucifer-morningstar:

angelwithasweettooth:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

angelwithasweettooth:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

When they found out that their precious angels are all…

Crowley, I will wipe you off this plane of existence if you ever proposition Gabriel again. Am I clear?

Crystal, ahem, sir.

*tugs at collar nervously

Well I’ll just leave… then.

angelwithasweettooth:

demonwithoutatailor:

angelwithasweettooth:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

angelwithasweettooth:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

Hi.

I’m Gabriel.

I’m one of the Original Four.

Hit on my little brother again and I will literally kill you.

Riiiight….

Well, seeing as my mission of strutting in, causing all sort of havoc (mainly pissing off a few angels), and looking fabulous is accomplished…

I’ll be leaving now! Good night!

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

Yes, that picture. Although, if I had to guess, I’m sure there are many more photographs of your ‘deal’ with Bobby.

Oh Castiel, you need details? You I never pegged you for the frisky sort!

 

But who knows, with all that pent up human emotion surging through you confusingly, I bet you’re quite a handful between the sheets?

Hmmmm?

I’m quite alright without hearing details of your….. relations with Bobby Singer, and I think I’d rather not tell you how I am ‘between the sheets.’

Tease. You may not know about my relations but I’ve definitely got you wondering. ;)

angelwithasweettooth:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

angelwithasweettooth:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

When they found out that their precious angels are all flaming queers!!!

Bahahahaha!

And I seem to recall you making out - I believe that’s what Humans call it - with Bobby Singer..

WAIT, that seriously happened?

Seriously?!

A guy dies for 5 minutes and he misses everything good, I swear.

Bobby sold his soul to Crowley in order to get the location of Death for the Winchesters. And, as we both know, the sealing of deals is done with a kiss. Crowley has photographic evidence of this happening.

Oh you mean this picture?

 

Yes, that picture. Although, if I had to guess, I’m sure there are many more photographs of your ‘deal’ with Bobby.

Oh Castiel, you need details? You I never pegged you for the frisky sort!

 

But who knows, with all that pent up human emotion surging through you confusingly, I bet you’re quite a handful between the sheets?

Hmmmm?

Aaaaaand, things have officially gotten creepy.

Stop picturing my brother between the sheets.

In fact, stop picturing him anywhere near a bed.

What! (gasps) I would never- hahaha okay,

 So I was picturing your brother without that trademark trenchcoat, but don’t feel left out Gabby! You’re more than welcomed to join!

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

angelwithasweettooth:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

When they found out that their precious angels are all flaming queers!!!

Bahahahaha!

And I seem to recall you making out - I believe that’s what Humans call it - with Bobby Singer..

WAIT, that seriously happened?

Seriously?!

A guy dies for 5 minutes and he misses everything good, I swear.

Bobby sold his soul to Crowley in order to get the location of Death for the Winchesters. And, as we both know, the sealing of deals is done with a kiss. Crowley has photographic evidence of this happening.

Oh you mean this picture?

 

Yes, that picture. Although, if I had to guess, I’m sure there are many more photographs of your ‘deal’ with Bobby.

Oh Castiel, you need details? You I never pegged you for the frisky sort!

 

But who knows, with all that pent up human emotion surging through you confusingly, I bet you’re quite a handful between the sheets?

Hmmmm?

angelwithasweettooth:

demonwithoutatailor:

angelwithasweettooth:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

When they found out that their precious angels are all flaming queers!!!

Bahahahaha!

And I seem to recall you making out - I believe that’s what Humans call it - with Bobby Singer..

WAIT, that seriously happened?

Seriously?!

A guy dies for 5 minutes and he misses everything good, I swear.

Why Gabriel, jealous? Don’t worry I can always make time for intereasted angels. ;)

 

But seriously, thanks, but no thanks. I’ve got enough trouble to deal with as it is without throwing a remarkably sassy demon into the mix.

…I will be requiring that photographic evidence, though. Just for posterity, of course.

 Just ask Castiel, I’ve sent him a reminder. And you know, if you’re ever tired of serious relationships.. well.. you know what to do.

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

ithoughtidjustsitherequietly:

demonwithoutatailor:

When they found out that their precious angels are all flaming queers!!!

Bahahahaha!

And I seem to recall you making out - I believe that’s what Humans call it - with Bobby Singer..

Just kidding! Demons are all for gay love! And I’m all for Bobby! haha

Just kidding….

but he hasn’t mentioned me has he?

He does, sometimes, call you a vast array of names, that I cannot repeat.

 

Oh really?

Like in a joking manner? Or like, was he seriously mad?

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